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Index - The index. duh.

The Villain Test - Soon to be world-famous.
Ask the Villainess - Soon to be even world-famouser.
- March 7, 2002 - Uniform colors for doomed heroes and giant snake advice.
- March 21, 2002 - Advice for the heartsick and the lovesick.
- April 9, 2002 - Help for those perplexed by math and technology.
- April 23, 2002 - When to drink the potion, when to stay out of your daughter's stuff.
- May 14, 2002 - The 'It's Almost June' Special': Summer homes and wedding etiquette.
- May 28, 2002 - The Yuppie Edition: Shopping and exercise.
- June 11, 2002 - Two correspondents with limited vocabularies.
- June 25, 2002 - The Ann Landers Memorial Edition
- August 24, 2002 - The Villainess takes on wanna-be Republicans of various stripes.
- October 16, 2002 - Housecleaning.
- January 3, 2003 - Things that make The Villainess tense.
- January 17, 2003 - How to say it with or without flowers.
- February 12, 2003 - The Valentine's Day Edition
Writing - My avocation.
- Favorite Books - My favorite books.
  - Favorite Music - My favorite music.
    - Why I Hate Live Music - Self-explanatory.
  - Favorite Movies - I wonder what this might be?
- Writing Hints - Tips, unsought advice, whatever you want to call it.
- Bad Writing - How to do it.
- My Work - Stuff I've actually written.
  - Rants - And ravings.
Science - Knowledge is Power.
- Cool Animals - Animals that rock.
- Skulls - Dead stuff rocks in general.
  - Skulls in Art - Artists think dead stuff rocks.
  - Skulls as Art - Want another random skull?
- Evolution - Evolution rocks cause it explains dead stuff and live stuff.
- Science Bibliography - Books about science.
  - Flim-Flam - A review of Flim-Flam by James Randi
  - The Blind Watchmaker - A review of The Blind Watchmaker by Richard Dawkins
- Genetically Modified Organisms - A stray rant.
Friends - People who, for whatever bizarre reason, like me.
- Todd - My partner.
- Carol - High Priestess of the Yak.
- My Family
- Erik - We were disgruntled youth together.
- Cliff - The Great Satan himself.
Atheism - Because one doesn't talk about religion in polite company.
- Rants - And ravings.
- What I believe - And a stab at why.
The Ego Page - memememememe.
- Photo Gallery - memememe.
  - The Wild Party - A birthday gone amok
  - Carrie is the White Rabbit - Actually orange but the picture is in black and white...
  - Just Like a Star - rumored to be the most beautiful picture that some people have ever seen.
  - The Wild Party II - Carmelita's Revenge.
- Vital Stats - mememememe.
- Convergence 7 - My Convergence 7 memories, with photos
  - Convergence 7 Intro - Clearing the air.
  - Day One - Arrival, debauchery, drumsticks.
  - Day Two - Traffic, The American Museum of Natural History, Coil
  - Day Three - Brunch, the Ball
- Links - Links I like.
- Quotes - Quotes I like.
- Resume - Hire me cause I'm cool and have my resume online.
Rants - And ravings.
- Why I Am Not A Christian - With all apologies to Bertrand Russell
- Genetically Modified Organisms - Breakthrough or Frankenfood?
- Squirrels of Doom - Help! Help! Squirrels will eat me!
  - The Log of Nefarious Squirrel Activity - Proof that squirrels are after me
  - The Squirrels are Not What They Seem - The original story.
- Why I Hate Live Music - I hate live music. Here's why.
- Why I Am a Villainess: The Wrongs of Baxter Stockman - The first in a series.
- On Stupid Questions: A Customer Service Inspired Meditation
Updates - So you don't have to play Spot the New Content
Catses - The Littlepawses.
- Erzulie - The small acoustic cat.
- Baxter - The big electric cat.
- Warsaw - The amazing technicolor dreamcat.
- Posnan - The kitty on the edge of forever.
- Placebo - My (ex)rat.

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