Name: Posnan Laben-Zino
Alias: Littleshit, Kitten, The Kitty on the Edge of Forever.
Breed: American Short Hair x Siamese
Hair Color: Calico
Eye Color: Blue
Weight: 5 lbs
Scars, Tattoos, and Distinguishing Marks: A perfectly even division of color on her butt cheeks: the left one is totally orange, the right one completely black. A black and pink nose.
Cat Code: DS+SI(W+B+R)B2XL--W-C+++I++T-A+++E++H++SV+F--Q+PBPAPL-
Likes: Midnight hockey with small objects, galloping up and down stairs, wrestling with Baxter
Dislikes: Not being fed the instant we wake up in the morning, being combed
Origin Story: The tale is perhaps most artistically told in the following ballad which I composed to commemorate the occasion:
Don't You Warble, Posnan (To the tune of Don't You Want Me, Baby)
You were living as a kitten underneath a porch, when I met you.
You were eating table scraps and making lots of stinkies, and diarrhea too
Then we took you home and made you our silly cat, we petted you
You know that we're the ones who gave you Mylanta, and we can get you spayed too.
Don't - don't you warble.
You know that Todd can't stand it when you jump on the DJ stand
Don't - don't you warble
You know I can't believe it when you leave claw marks in my hand.
I turn around and see
That you are biting me
You'd better not draw blood or we will both be sorry
(CHORUS)
Don't you warble, Posnan
Don't you warble oooooooh
Don't you warble, Posnan
Don't you warble oooooooh
I was living as a kitten underneath a porch, that much is true.
But even then I knew I'd find a much better home, with my eyes of blue.
It's nothing personal that I'm attacking your foot, I still love you
I'm just all crazy because of my hormonal rush, it's simply something I must do.
Don't - don't you warble.
You know that Todd can't stand it when you jump on the DJ stand
Don't - don't you warble
You know I can't believe it when you leave claw marks in my hand.
I turn around and see
That you are biting me
You'd better not draw blood or we will both be sorry
(CHORUS 2X)
Caution: As with all our cats, Posnan is fully clawed, and should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. She's a plain psycho, liable to go berserk at any moment.